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Not looking for any reasons. Just things you see in everyday life and wonder why.
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A duvet always turn inside out in a tumble dryer if you don't fasten it first.

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i do not know if its true I do not Domestic white goods stuff its the dragons domain

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Why when you drop a slice of your toast does it nearly always land butter side down?

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Why does nobody fill the flamin' kettle when they use all the water??? I always refill and turn it on!

Why does so much dust appear in a room full of electronics?

I know they're slightly off the mark; its all i could think of!
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Why do children disappear after a meal and before the pots are washed?

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Why when you drop a slice of your toast does it nearly always land butter side down?

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No need to ponder as every one knows the toast is heavier on that side due to the added butter.

Ponder this;

Why do caravans built in the 21st century still suffer from water ingress when we can send people into outer space and also land on comets?
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How about; why do lights far away even from a mile away; why do they twinkle? (no children's poems in reply thank you!
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Why when I take the washing out of the dryer is there always a single sock missing?

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I saw a thing somewhere where someone suggested strapping a piece of toast onto a cats back butter side up.

Toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet.
He said it was a perpetual motion machine as the cat and toast will keep spinning round.

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I saw a thing somewhere where someone suggested strapping a piece of toast onto a cats back butter side up.

Toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet.
He said it was a perpetual motion machine as the cat and toast will keep spinning round.

What do you think ?
Nah, i think the cat will land on its feet every time! Miaow!
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